Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve made a discovery that could possibly make (or ruin) the Obama campaign: Barack Obama has an evil twin. That’s right, our friendly neighborhood Dem is hiding a dirty little secret, and it goes by the name of Sagat.

Sound familiar? Maybe that’s because Sagat is one of the earliest Street Fighter bosses. Separated at birth, Barack and Sagat lived disconnected lives: one rose to riches and is now living the American Dream, while the other was shipped off to Thailand and forced to spend his childhood fighting up the ranks of underground cage-fights. It’s just like Sister, Sister…that is, if Tia was was running for president, and Tamara kicked crap out of Blanka every now and then.

The real question is why Obama chose Joe Biden for VP, when a Barack-Sagat ticket could have easily crushed the competition. Think about it: who do you want to run for president: a melted bag of skin and a yet-to-be-announced VP, or Barack Obama and his badass brother with an eyepatch? Sagat would literally kick ass.

Now, if only John McCain had an evil twin brother…