Don’t get me wrong, I really like Dan Aykroyd. I love Ghostbusters, and I even enjoy Ghostbusters II. But the fact that he’s selling vodka-filled crystal skulls on the internet makes him absolutely CRAZY.
What’s that, you say? You have no idea what I’m talking about? Well, good sir/madam, perhaps you should check out CrystalHeadVodka.com for the full story.
Don’t worry, there’s an absurdly long welcome video on the front page explaining everything you never needed to know about the product.
To be honest, I just hope this business venture sells better than Ernie Hudson‘s whiskey-filled bronze pegasus hooves.
I actually watched the entire welcome video. This is comedy. Is he serious? Did they HAVE to filter it through diamonds? Oh, how the wealthy fear obscurity.
“Oh, how the wealthy fear obscurity.” That’s super funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8Kr34dug0
Proof both these skulls, and John Hodgman, are real.