I’ve always said that prisons should be run more like elaborate 1980s music videos. Thank god someone at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines agrees with me. By the way, this isn’t recreation. It’s a forced exercise regimen. They also do Sister Act, Radio Gaga, and something called “Jumbo Hotdog.”

That might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Then again, that honor might also go to this version of Thriller.