Hey, The Onion,

As avid readers of your very fine publication, we noticed on page two of this week’s Onion the Statshot listed that 20% of what’s getting you down was ‘no views of Video Will on YouTube’.

It just so happens that we, a sketch comedy troupe, have a sketch entitled “Video Will.” It is on YouTube, and has received nearly no views.

Could our video be the very one you are mentioning? If so, this information would enthrall and delight us. If not, it was very nice talking to you.

Sincerely,

Tremendosaur Sketch Comedy

We love The Onion, and it breaks our hearts that they would ever be sad - especially when it’s something we can control.

So, why don’t we all take a moment and go view, rate, and comment on Video Will on YouTube. Don’t do it for us, do it for The Onion.