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Senator John McCain is confronted about his request to postpone the first of the 2008 Presidential Debates.
With: Justin Michael, Jacob Reed
Well, there certainly has been a lot going on since McCain surprised everyone and named Gov. Palin as his vice presidential nominee.
I’ve been having a hard time collecting my thoughts on how ridiculous a pick Gov. Palin is. I’ve been glued to the news ever since news came out, trying to learn everything I can about this woman, and watching the trainwreck unfold. It’s a lot to handle. I could go on and on about what I’ve learned, after all - I’ve read what all the pundits have to say (both Democratic, and Republican), but our friend Clay just showed me the most accurate response of all.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the most accurate analysis of John McCain’s vice presidential choice of Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin:
You know it’s a serious issue, because Diddy can’t even keep spinning around the whole time. Halfway through he has to stop spinning, because shit is too real.
Vote or die, guys. Vote or die.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve made a discovery that could possibly make (or ruin) the Obama campaign: Barack Obama has an evil twin. That’s right, our friendly neighborhood Dem is hiding a dirty little secret, and it goes by the name of Sagat.
Sound familiar? Maybe that’s because Sagat is one of the earliest Street Fighter bosses. Separated at birth, Barack and Sagat lived disconnected lives: one rose to riches and is now living the American Dream, while the other was shipped off to Thailand and forced to spend his childhood fighting up the ranks of underground cage-fights. It’s just like Sister, Sister…that is, if Tia was was running for president, and Tamara kicked crap out of Blanka every now and then.
The real question is why Obama chose Joe Biden for VP, when a Barack-Sagat ticket could have easily crushed the competition. Think about it: who do you want to run for president: a melted bag of skin and a yet-to-be-announced VP, or Barack Obama and his badass brother with an eyepatch? Sagat would literally kick ass.
Now, if only John McCain had an evil twin brother…
